i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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