i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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