Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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