The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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