the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
