let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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