sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize
