they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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