This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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