Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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