I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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