in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
ugly people sure do ruin things
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Randomize
