No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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