So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
being pregnant is like rehab
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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