we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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