I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize