Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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