had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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