Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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