She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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