AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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