The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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