you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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