I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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