Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize
