just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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its like you know when i get waxed
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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