I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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