yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
A bitchslap is in order.
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