We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome