I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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