Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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