Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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