you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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