i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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