Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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