I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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