I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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