you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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