Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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