I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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