how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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