I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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