After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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