WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.