since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.