your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN