she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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