just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
this is an emotional support booty call
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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