I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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