OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Randomize
