I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Randomize