Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Randomize
