I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
