I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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