Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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