Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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