I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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