I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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