He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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