I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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