Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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